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Calm Before The Storm (2025)
Wednesday Night Live (2011)
View (2003)
Scenes from the Flood (2019)
Thanks in Advance (2008)
Hey Network Solutions, WE ARE A CUSTOMER THAT NEEDS HELP ASAP. I don't like having to do this, but we are a band called The Aristocrats (domain: the-aristocrats-band.com). You bought our web host iPage (which previously bought FatCow) and our website has been down for almost a week due to an internal error on your side. We changed absolutely nothing, it just went down. We have repeatedly contacted you, you "elevated" the issue, and still we are down. We are a band on tour spending a lot of money promoting our music and every day we are down is a loss for us. ![]()
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The issue, from our webmaster: ![]()
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"I was able to update the Database user and password the other day, now I can’t. It errors out every single time. It doesn’t say bad password or anything, it's just is stuck in a loop. I switched browsers too, same thing. Tried creating a new database user and it errors out saying “there’s an error creating your user,” and that’s it."![]()
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WE NEED YOUR HELP ASAP.
FOUR MORE CHEERS: Bilbao and Madrid, Spain + Porto and Lisbon, Portugal - thank you for another four great shows with The Aristocrats! ![]()
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Week 7 of 9 rolls on. Next up: Seville, Valencia, Barcelona - and then a whole lot of Italy. 🤌🤌
YEAH OK I SEE IT NOW: Insert your clever John Petrucci line below. ![]()
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📸 Irem Yildiz (@__photographirem__ on Insta), from The Aristocrats' Istanbul show
Thank you MADRID! Always one of the best crowds in the world. And a beautiful nighttime walk back from the venue. ![]()
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PORTUGAL you are next!
BEAUTIFUL MALLORCA: I was not really prepared for wonderful and gorgeous Mallorca, but now I'll never forget it. Thank you for welcoming The Aristocrats for the very first time (not something we get to say every day!). Absolutely stunning. ![]()
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Lots of SPAIN coming up, starting tonight in Bilbao!
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